This just dawned on me this morning…
TWICE this summer I accidentely bought 1 ply toilet paper
Horrendous – no?!
We are FINALLY on our last roll of 1 ply in the downstairs bathroom….but the roll WILL. NEVER. END.
Maybe by Christmas…
ALSO, TWICE this summer I accidentely dropped an entire roll of toilet paper into the toilet.
BOTH AT SOMEONE ELSE’S HOUSE.
Yikes. Wasteful, no?
And embarrassing to say ‘Hey, I ran out of toilet paper while I was in your bathroom, and then began snooping around to find a replacement roll, and in my zeal and excitement (and covetness) over you having 2 ply, I freaked my freak and then dropped it straight into the toilet that I just peed in. So….sorry.’
I’m a lovely house guest.